Thursday, May 1, 2008

breastfeeding a la old navy

I LOVE Old Navy! Cute clothes, bad attitude
So, here is where my story begins. We went out on a Thursday to Montgomery Mall; myself, my daughter, and a friend of mine. We stop into Old Navy, end up grabbing a butt load more stuff then I anticipated on getting, which of course is not very uncommon when you have a brand new credit card that is just itching to go in your hand. So here we are strolling through the baby section picking out all this shit that I really shouldnt be getting and my daughter starts fussing because DING DING DING it's that time again "IM HUNGRY MAH! Put DOWN the shoes and WALK AWAY" So rather than leave the store and come BACK for all this crap I decide to go into a dressing room and feed her (because I am still breastfeeding, which shouldnt be too crazy because she is only 4 months). My friend says that she will continue to walk around with our stuff and shop while we go dine in the dressing room. SO I walk into the dressing room and the "dressing room watcher" we'll call her Stupid Bitch is looking at me with this awful look so I say "Do you mind if I use one of the dressing rooms to feed her? My friend is still shopping with all of our stuff and we didnt want to have to leave and come back." She gives me this once over look and says " You need to have an item to try on. I give her this look like ARE YOU KIDDING ME. Mind you the place is EMPTY! I am not just taking up a stall with a line of people. So I walk back out, My daughter is now crying like crazy, and my friend's like "Done already?" "No! That Stupid Bitch wont let me in without trying something on!" So she throws a HUGE sweater at me probably a size 25 (exageration much?) and says "here tell that stupid bitch your tryin that on"
So I walk back in, sweater in hand, and say "ok, im going to try this on" Stupid Bitch looks at it then says "Ok, well your friend needs her own stuff to try on, and a seperate dressing room!" I say whatever, get in my dressing room and proceed to feed the babe. Meanwhile, I hear Stupid Bitch out there whispering to her little dresser watching buddy. So when I leave I just give her a dirty look that says YOU ARE SO IGNORANT, and walk out.
People never cease to amaze me! I dont know what was stuck up Stupid Bitch's ass that day but if your going to be in the sort of job where you deal with people SHOVE IT! It just made me wonder when I left... If I were carrying a bottle with me and asked if I could feed her, would things have worked out differently?"
hmm...
K.

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